Thursday, September 3, 2009

12th Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest Winner

Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? (1 Corinthians 1:20)

Here are a few other real wacky warning labels:

Sign at Railroad Station - Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Hammer - Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.
Coffee Cup - Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Laser Pointer - Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Curling Iron - For external use only!
Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.
Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries - If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.
Fire Alarm System - There shall be three (3) access levels with level 4 being the highest level.
Rowenta Iron - Warning! Never iron clothes on the body.
Sainsbury's Peanuts - Warning: contains nuts
Heated Seat Cushion - Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Sleeping Pill Prescription - Warning: drug may cause sleepiness.
Rat Poison - Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Frisbee- Warning: May contain small parts.
Silly Putty - WARNING: Not for use as earplugs.
Baby Stroller - Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.
Curling Iron - Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

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